radcanine:

autostralianchristmas:

meulindaleijon:

what is it

tiny golf club

definitely not a dildo

I don’t understand how any can pursue someone, knowing they are in a relationship. Especially when there are so many great reasons why it’s fucking stupid.
1. No matter how many times they say they’re going to end it for you, they almost never do.
2. At the end of the day, they’re sleeping in bed with someone else, who at the end of the day, they care about more than you.
3. There’s millions are other fish in the sea, why the fuck are you stealing out of someone else’s aquarium?


500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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(via lulz-time)


instathug:

"How homo is it?" "So."
thefrogman:

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